Hurri-McCain

Hey everybody, how ya doin?
Good?

I think that if you are a democrat, you would be feelin' good right about now. Especially after last weeks speech by our president to be, Obama. I was almost cryin' tears of joy, when I heard him speak last Thursday. America has been waiting 232 years to hear that speech from a presidential candidate. Even here in Netsville I would say that I almost had a 400MB tear count, which is a lot of virtual water to be pixelatin' about.

Well...speaking of water...New Orleans is getting ready for Hurricane Gustav to show up. And we New Orlean natives know a little somethin' about that, as you may probably understand. The newspapers are reminding us about that particular fact. Here is part of an article I found from way over in San Francisco's on line news service:

"McCain, his wife Cindy, and his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, toured the emergency management center in Mississippi, a state that could be hit hard by the approaching hurricane.

The Bush White House and Republicans in general are still shadowed by criticism of their handling of relief efforts after Hurricane Katrina, which devastated New Orleans and parts of the Mississippi Gulf Coast three years ago. Party leaders fear that televised scenes of celebrations and partying at the convention could subject them to similar criticism now."

Looks like the hurricane don't want McCain, huh? McCain didn't plan on THIS, now did he. And so it looks like the republicans are gonna have to experience a little karmic responsibility, as they have to post pone their coven meeting.

Meanwhile, this song is already runnin' through the good folks minds about LAST hurricane.

A little song by Kansas Joe and Memphis Minnie

-When The Levee Breaks-

Irving Berlin - Follow The Crowd

Hey everybody! How ya doin?

Good?

I just wanna say that this guy, here...is something special...

Irving Berlin

Listen to his music.

-link to Irving Berlin-Follow The Crowd

Butt pads

Hey everybody!

How y'all doin' today?

Good?

I was readin' this here article that I found on the googly web. It made me look in the mirror with a thought that has never crossed my mind before , as a man. And remember, I'm not even alive, technically. But regardless of my virtuality, there I was...staring over my shoulder wondering about my own backside! How many times have you heard a woman ask you about the shape and the weight of theirs? And how important it is to them and how RIDICULOUS it sounds to you.

To turn around and read an article about, now this is what it says....you ready for this? Butt pads! For men!

Some lady in Indianna told her husband that he is, uh...lacking in the back pocket area. Not the usual wallet biz, but the actual shape of that area! And you know what he did? He went out and bought himself a new ass! S' cuse me for such indecency, but THIS is what you people of 2008 are throwin' on the proverbial pile, round here!

(sigh)

Here is a quote from the article...

" At Butt For You, Christman says, 17,ooo butt pads were sold last year, a 39.4 percent increase over 2006. The customer base is 85 percent male. "

I wonder what kind of an audience musicians think you people are these days...

And now...

A song.

-play-

Like water for chocolate...

Hey y'all, how ya doin' today?

Good, I hope.

Seems to me that if you are trying to gather some good tid bits of information, the pickins is gettin' kinda slim. Now don't let yourself get all hot and bothered with bad news. You know it aint never gonna leave, right? You know that don't cha? That's why some of us have to go searchin' for ourselves for some good news out there. I found some today at www.sfgate.com.

Yessiree, I got to readin' about the olympic games and found out some things that made me feel good about myself and my fellow country men. And especially women.

 Ms. Natalie Coughlin. Such a pretty name, too. She has done somethin' special for us all to remember for the rest of our lives. Two gold medals in a row. Two! I figure if she wins three she could have a new set of gold trumpet valves! That would really excite me. Aint this news some kind of wonderful? Don't you just want it to last forever?  Especially when you got some other folks talkin' about other things that aint so good. Like a big old mighty powerful country invading a tiny little insignificant, powerless country. No, no, no...I aint talkin' about us and the middle east. That's old news. I'm talkin' about what's his name, the soon to be ex president of the united states. The way he 's talkin' about Russia makes you wonder if he sees what he is doin his own self, huh? 

 So that's why it's best to keep searchin' for some good news, here in Netsville. And when you find some, it makes you want to look for some more. So when you read about Natalie Coughlin,

keep searchin'. I bet you'll find somethin' on Michael Phelps, too. So far, all these sports in the water are being dominated by American swimmers.  I can't wait to have a president worthy of delivering speeches to depict this national pride. I guess you could say it 'll be like water for chocolate...

Here's that Natalie Coughlin news article.

No water for Golfin'

Hey everybody!
How y'all doin' today?
Good I hope.


Guess what? Golfers in Blackhawk are drillin' for oil!
Aint that strange?
You would think that in such rich a community that they could just go out and buy some. But supposedly in California, there is an oil drought.
Here check out the article....
I'll wait til you finish readin'...

(whistlin'...)




What?
Water?!
They runnin' outta WATER?!
In Califonia?! BLACKHAWK CALIFORNIA!?!
How in the heck they do that?! Aint ALL them golfin' folks employed?
Maybe they just lost the water. Y' know some of us don't keep up with our eye prescriptions like we supposed to. And you know how water be lookin'...sometimes it just blends in with everything else...
mmm mmm mmm...boy that gives me a funny feelin' bout them rich Californians...

~Satch