McCain Is No Tech Freak...

McCain says that he is no " tech freak " 

Say it aint so. I understand that in this crazy world of technology, it is getting harder and harder to keep up with the speed that people maintain.

 So some of us pooled our pennies (from heaven) together and got you a gift so that you can gradually enter the world of advanced techno freaks.

Slowly and surely, as you sit for the next four years with nothing to do, you will be able to acclimate to the climate of modern technology...or maybe underwater basket weaving...